Spa Naughtiness

I'm off to the spa today with friends. Kinky friends. Now, I like my spa, and I'd like to continue being a member, but there are multiple ways that one could get one's membership revoked. So these are the things I won't be doing*:

• Using one of the particularly strong and well positioned jets in the jacuzzi to bring myself off.
• Leaving someone on guard outside the steam room while I get spanked in there.
• Sneaking into the boys sauna to do naughty things.
• Singing rude songs with my friends in the girls changing rooms.
• Being bent over the sun loungers for a spanking.
• Sneaking off into the gardens for a switching.
• Figuring out whether it's actually possible to remove ones bikini bottoms in the jacuzzi without being seen.
• Breaking off a piece of bamboo cane and threatening to use it on my friends.
  
  What other activities do you reckon could get me ejected?

* I may be telling a slight lie here, with regard to at least one of these!