Thursday 13 May 2010


What do you do on a dull, cold Sunday afternoon when you've decided that you really actually can't be bothered to go and visit that nice stately home that you were planning to visit?
Why, you can invent a new spanking game. Well, it's probably not that new, but I thought it was a good idea.
To play this game you need a few things:

A television.
A selection of bad films, preferably with a school theme, or something with spanking potential.

Now, as we all know, most contemporary films don't have spankings in them, and that's probably all to the good if we're talking about children, but I'm sure you would all agree that some films would be improved A LOT by some additions to the action. So, this is what you do. You settle down with the tops, bottoms, popcorn, TV, films and remote control. You watch the film, then, whenever you think that there SHOULD have been a spanking, the tops pause the films, and administer said spanking to one (or all) of the bottoms present, in lieu of the film's character being spanked.

Now, I would name a selection of films which I think would work for this purpose, but I really have no desire to have 10 year olds stumble across my blog whilst googling for their favourite film. So instead, I will give you some links you can go and look at if you'd like some suggestions:

Bad film, great uniforms
Bad film, with identity crisis (it's been released with three titles!)
Not a bad film, but probably lots of opportunities
Hours and hours of fun. And Alan Rickman.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off....

Anyway, I'm sure you get the drift. The game is called Spank-A-Long. Because instead of Singing-A-Long, you're Spanking-A-Long. Look, I never said I was imaginative, did I?!

Any suggestions of other films gratefully received.


Anonymous said...

What on earth is a hairy bird?????

Scarlett De Winter said...

How can you say that Wild Child is a bad film?!

Paul said...

Eliane, an excellent way to pass a wet afternoon.
Warm hugs,

Irelynn Logeen said...

I'm so making you play this the next time I see you. And I'll be sitting in a corner giggling while you're being spanked for being stupid enough to come up with a new spanking game. ;-)

Okay, no, I wouldn't be THAT evil. I might just giggle while holding your hands.

Caroline Grey said...

This game sounds AWESOME. I am stealing it! I can't wait to play it!

EmmaJane said...

Such a pity when you thought up this fab game that both of us were too unwell to actually play it.

Someday soon I hope!