Well, you get:
- A girl jumping out of a cake (who thought that a wish expressed on twitter three weeks before would be made true?)
- A totally unjustified spanking, to remove me from the room while the “cake” was set up.
- A multiple flogging from my darling GNO girls.
- The most perverted scene I could ever imagine where at least ten people were all stood in my bedroom taking it in turns to give me a birthday spanking while singing “Happy Birthday” in a dirge like manner. I mean, really, people!
- A fabulous barbecue, thanks to all the kind chefs.
- The chance to watch a dear friend get her share of birthday spankings. (Well, actually, her comeuppance!)
- A caning and a belting.
- The chance to meet the London Tanner.
- The amusement of watching someone try to put up a tent in the pitch black and yet refuse any offers of a torch.
- The indignity of losing at cheesecake Jenga, mostly because the Meanest Man On The Internet cheated!
- The chance to flog real life people, and oh my goodness did I enjoy it.
- The joy of coming down the next morning to find that the cleaning fairies had started work. They do exist!
- Some more lovely spankings the next morning, from those I'd forgotten to collect my birthday spanking from the night before.
- At least two threats of retribution to be served up at a later date for cheek. Anyone who knows me will know how unfair and unjust this is!
To be serious for a minute, I want to thank each and every one of my guests for their presence yesterday. You made the party, and I hope you all enjoyed yourselves as much as I did. You all rock!
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11 comments:
make that 3 threats.... there is NOTHING wrong with putting up a tent in the dark... that time and night vision wont solve....
It's we who should be thanking you for your courage in throwing open your neighbourhood to such a disreputable bunch. Many thanks.
As part of the disreputable bunch, I too would like to thank you so much for hosting such a wonderful party, so much spanking, so much pink fizz, so much wonderful company... so hard to leave!
Thank you :-) xxxx
Seeing as I came up with the Happy Birthday singing during your spankings... does that mean I'm 'the most perverted' of all the people you know? :-P
Was that singing? I thought we were all trying to do our impressions of 'most deluded acts on the X Factor'?
That and 'singing' as slowly as possible so the birthday girl got the most spanks!
Point 11 sounds scary.
Depite the fact we weren't half as drunk as other parties I think this was the best yet!
Thank you for letting me achieve two life ambitions - one to jump out of a cake semi-naked and the other to hug the most hated man on the interne ;-)
So much fun, thank you darling, Even if I still can't sit down comfortably....
Me cheat?
What an outrageous accusation. You really do need to learn to lose gracefully sometimes.
Thank you once again for your warm & wonderful hospitality.
I can't believe that #4 on the list is the *most* perverted scene you could *ever* imagine! But it was fab, as was the whole party - absolutely loved it, even if I was half-asleep at times! Thank you :-)
Your hospitality was even warmer than your bottom and that's saying something...;)
Thanks again you wonderful hostess.xxx
Had a fantastic time - so great to see you and catch up with so many lovely folks. Thank you, lovely Eliane xxx
Ah, I can't believe I didn't comment on this delightful post-- describing and even more delightful party-- earlier. Fortunately, Bandree has said all that needs to be said!
Oh, except, comeuppance? Did I miss that? ;-)
What a wonderful event it was!
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