My mother is not kinky. Really, she's not. She's a lovely woman, and I love her to bits, but she's not kinky.
Except...
She went to Paris a couple of weekends ago as a birthday treat. She was regaling me with tales when she got back, including talking about the little café they had found to have breakfast each morning. As she was telling me about this place, she took great delight in talking about the waitress they had, who the owner kept whacking on the butt (probably not the words my mother used) with a tea towel.
I didn't think much of at the time, as I was possibly not paying her proper attention as she talked. But yesterday those tales suddenly popped into my head as I remembered the relish with which she talked about this incident. At least twice.
She's not is she?
Let's just hope it's an aberration...
Oh god, where's my therapist's number??
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You know I've had similiar conversations where I've wondered if someone had the same fetish, but was not in a position to ask... and frankly didn't want to know! (sort of... lol)
Don't worry - no one's mother is kinky. Mothers don't have sex, never have. LOL you mother is probably not much older than I am. And you can ask Mollie she'll tell you mothers aren't kinky!! Good luck with that therapist!
PK
There's nothing in Eliane's past to suggest she picked up her love of spanking from experiences when she was little(r). I've always thought she picked it up from her parents. I intend to ask when I finally get introduced to Mrs C.
Nixy, I definitely don't want to know ;-)
PK, oh, I know my Mum had sex. She got pregnant four times, so she must have had sex four times. No more than four though!
George, yes, you are right, we should put that visit in our diaries. Does the 4th of Never work for you? ;-)
What was the name of the cafe?
Not "whacking on the butt?" I'm very interested to know the EXACT words your mother used, can you please recall them? And yes, like Headmaster, the name of the cafe please.
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