Saturday 8 November 2008

Easily Distracted

I was lucky enough to get tickets to an acclaimed, sold-out West End play. It was very good, well worth the money, and I was enjoying myself immensely, absorbed in the drama, when all of a sudden I got distracted. The third act had started with some of the actors sitting round a desk, drinking and eating. So far, so normal. However, about halfway through the scene, the lead character comes in, has a strop, and clears everything off the desk. Leaving a *beautiful* dark wood desk completely empty: and there I am, pulled out of the drama, thinking "Oh my, I want to be bent over that gorgeous desk and spanked". Things got even worse when one of the young female characters waltzes on stage, and, God help me, bends over the damn desk. Twice! It took me a good few minutes to regain my composure and focus on what was going on in the play again.
Bad kinky brain!

9 comments:

Porn Star said...

Not to mention that a certain dishy older actor then proceeded to smack his palm on the desk. He definitely had a nice firm action. :)

Eliane was indeed very bad and succeeded in distracting me from my reverie too. Although that was not her only sin of the evening... The question is, did any of them make it into that little book of disobedience?

Eliane said...

Oh, colour me stunned with your choice of name, porn star!! And stop stirring. Nasty things happen to people who stir. Generally involving wooden spoons.
Thank you for a lovely evening on Friday :-)

Porn Star said...

Well it seemed like the obvious choice!

Thank you too - I wouldn't have gotten to enjoy that dishy man spanking a desk if you hadn't invited me. Not to mention all the pervy dinner talk. Lol. And the wooden spoon is the least you deserve for your disobedience...

I wonder what George would have to say about your naughtiness?!

Eliane said...

George, please feel free to ignore porn star's stirring. She is a very, very bad person who is going to be struck off my friend list if she carries on this way.

Porn Star said...

Hmmm Eliane... How are you going to give up swearing if you don't record your transgressions and receive the appropriate punishment? You told me how much you wanted to give up swearing so I am supporting you as best I can. I suggest you fess up before it's too late.

Eliane said...

OMG!!!! I am going to *kill* you when I get my hands on you, you cow!!!

Porn Star said...

What are you gonna do? Spank me? ;)

Eliane said...

No, I'll get G to CANE you!! Then you'll start being nicer to me!

Porn Star said...

Hee hee. I wouldn't bet on it. I think my feisty streak and tendency to mouth off is comparable to yours! :o