Saturday 6 September 2008

How to distract from the pain of a spanking

Want to know how to distract yourself from the pain of spanking? Get yourself a mouth ulcer. Sounds simple, I know, but if you manage to get it in the right place (the side of your mouth is good), you will get referred pain from your neck to your ear, which will happen every time you swallow, breathe, talk etc. Do I still care about my butt hurting? Not so much.
OK, will stop whinging now.

3 comments:

MacGirl said...

LOL! When I finally meet up with my guy I will try to aim to get myself a mouth ulcer!

MacGirl

grace said...

Whooooo, mouth ulcers sound like fun!

Where do we get one of those?

HUGS!
grace

Eliane said...

Apparently I get mine by grinding my teeth in my sleep. My dentist's advice was 'Stop grining your teeth'. Thanks. Great advice. I'll remind myself of that next time I'M ASLEEP!