Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Caned In The Homeware Aisle

I seem to be showing my exhibitionist streak in my dreams. I dreamt last night that I was being caned. In Asda of all places. The homeware section, if you're interested. In fact the bedding and towelling aisle. I was a little worried about the fact that there were other shoppers around, but it seems in my dream this was not the first time I'd been caned in Asda. What was slightly more mortifying was that the person doing the caning was, at fairly frequent intervals, checking how aroused I was. In front of all the other shoppers... The funny thing was, though, that the other shoppers were paying little or no attention to the semi naked girl being caned in the middle of the bedding aisle. Maybe if it had been the produce aisle they would have been more interested?
The thing was, I really wasn't all that concerned either. Yes, I was in the middle of a supermarket. Yes, I was totally without clothes from the waist down, bent over and presumably presenting something of a sight to all the other people, and being a little mortified at being told how much I was obviously turned in, but apart from that it seemed like a normal, everyday occurrence. I hope my inner exhibitionist doesn't decide it wants to follow through on something like this in real life. For one, I'm not sure the hearts of the pensioners in my local Asda would stand it!


Abel1234 said...

In *Asda*? How humiliating - your subconscious might at least have had the decency to have dreamt that you were being caned in Waitrose...

Eliane said...

I *know*... I suppose it could have been worse, it could have been Lidl.

Indy said...

Hmmm, perhaps it's less ironic than one might have thought that your most recent spanking party degenerated into such debauchery!

I need better kinky dreams!

Paul said...

Eliane, I'm jealous, I haven't had a kinky dream in years.
I thought that Abel might have suggested Harrods, or if not Harrods Selfridge's. :D
Warm hugs,

ronnie said...

I wonder why Asda's Elaine?

Merry Christmas.


EmmaJane said...

Ha be careful in January, we both know a man that would have no problem caning a girl in Asda (or any other supermarket for that matter) if her behaviour warranted it!