Learning to read

In common with lots of you out there, I sometimes have trouble with my reading skills. Like the other morning, when they nearly caused me to crash my car. In the UK we have a well known national driving school, called the British School of Motoring, aka BSM. So there I was, in my usual morning fug, when I drove past a car with BDSM.CO.UK emblazoned all over the side. Well, I was so shocked I nearly drove onto the pavement. Of course, within a few seconds, my spanko brain had switched off, and my actual brain had switched back on, and I realised that is was a BSM car. Shame really.