50s Fantasy Fodder

I went to (yet another!) play this week. I am turning into a theatre addict, but hey, I could be addicted to worse things. This was, to be honest, a piece of fluff, though enjoyable fluff, but it was set in the 1950s and contained the following for me to ponder on at will later:

• A feisty, sparky 20-something heroine, prone to playing amusing little tricks on people, and in need of a good bottom warming, if you ask me.


• A crusty, but loveable guardian, with his ward's best interest at heart.


• A character called Birch.


• A 50s schoolgirl complete with boater, gymslip and satchel.


• A dashing but villainous man overpowering our heroine at one point.


• Some very nice furniture just made for using in spanking.

You see, once a perve, a perve forever... I can't switch off!