I'm off to the spa today with friends. Kinky friends. Now, I like my spa, and I'd like to continue being a member, but there are multiple ways that one could get one's membership revoked. So these are the things I won't be doing*:
- Using one of the particularly strong and well positioned jets in the jacuzzi to bring myself off.
- Leaving someone on guard outside the steam room while I get spanked in there.
- Sneaking into the boys sauna to do naughty things.
- Singing rude songs with my friends in the girls changing rooms.
- Being bent over the sun loungers for a spanking.
- Sneaking off into the gardens for a switching.
- Figuring out whether it's actually possible to remove ones bikini bottoms in the jacuzzi without being seen.
- Breaking off a piece of bamboo cane and threatening to use it on my friends.
What other activities do you reckon could get me ejected?
* I may be telling a slight lie here, with regard to at least one of these!
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3 comments:
This was a clever post and I enjoyed it. Have a good time!
Heehee you can get bikini bottoms off unseen ina jacuzzi (not that I'd know about that at all!)
I dunno, but I'd be lying about getting off from the jets, which are YOU lying about little miss?!
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