Sunday 13 December 2009

Kinky Housewarming

In the New Year, I will, if everything goes to plan (cue immense amounts of me touching wood!) be moving to a new house! (And now cue excited squeals and jumping up and down.)
It's bigger than my current place, three bedrooms and an extra room downstairs. When I let myself, which is not that often as I'm scared of it all falling apart, I get terribly overexcited.

Of course one thing about moving to a nice big house is that there's lots more room to do kinky stuff. In my head I'm trying to plan out which room will the the "room of kink". Will it be the third bedroom (aka Study, for the vanilla visitors). Will it be the spare downstairs room? Could I get away with calling it a Library and putting a desk and library steps in there to bed girls over? Ooo, the possibilities are endless.

Naturally there will be a kinky housewarming party, as well as the vanilla one. Which will be an opportunity for me to have more of my friends round than I've ever had before for lots of kinky fun. Possibly without the dancing in the underwear bit this time.

The kinky housewarming party might take some time to organise, though, and in the meantime I will have to decide the question of who gives me my first spanking in my new house. This of course will be a momentous occasion, and a precursor for many, many spankings to come (I hope!) so it had better darn well be a good one. Maybe I should audition the candidates? Ask for a short resume, or maybe run some sort of bid process? Or, better still, maybe I should ask all my toppy friends to help, and christen every room of the house with a spanking. Without getting silly (and including the landing and downstairs loo), I believe that would make nine spankings. Obviously people could theme according to where they were in the house. I'm sure who ever got the kitchen would want to use a wooden spoon. And the bath brush in the bathroom, no doubt. So maybe the tops could also bid for their preferred room?

You know what, this started out as a deeply silly idea, but I'm starting to quite like it... I hereby open the floor to invitations. Any top who would like to take part in the bidding process, please state preferred room and implement. Eliane can be found c/o New(ish) To Spanking ;-)

11 comments:

Haron said...

Bagsy I get the bathroom!

EmmaJane said...

I couldn't actually claim to be a top, so I won't bid for any of the proper rooms. I'll just go for a switching in your new garden. I've seen the pics and it looks lovely and big for whackings :)

Eliane said...

EJ - Big and overlooked. So no!

Paul said...

Eliane, sounds like a great idea.
Shame about the garden, outdoor spanking are very hot.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Irelynn said...

I'm not officially a top either but I want to join in! Can I have one of the bedrooms and a hairbrush? :P

Graham said...

This is way hilarious. Wish I could go! (And what's this 'no-underwear-dancing' nonsense? Let there be underwear dancing! Underwear dancing galore!)

Indy said...

I'm so concerned about your not having enough volunteers that I'm tempted to make the trip to help out.

Well, the second part of that sentence is true. There's just a small thing called Work in the way...

catherine said...

It's not fair! I'm going to miss *another* party! Hope it's fabulous, but I am jealous. Grrr!

Someone better host a "coming home" party for me or else!

xxx

Alyx said...

*LOL*, I really LOVE this idea! You don't even know me, but if you did, and if you were willing to submit to a sometimes toppy grrl with a lovely leather paddle, I'd pick the den/office and give it to you over a desk. Simply because it's such a brilliant idea, of course. ;)

Rebecca said...

Heehee let's hope this doesn't turn into an Emma-Jane strokes count type post with Eliane being overwhelmed by willing tops...or you could be very sore indeed ;-) Am soooo glad it's all working out though xox

Master Retep said...

Bagsy the library steps, wherever they finish up.