Um, I think I have a problem. I was just sorting through my underwear drawer, and decided to count up my knickers. I divided them into two piles, the "nice" ones, lacy, silky, cute, stripey, spotty, cheeky and all around fab, and then the boring ones. Black cotton, white cotton, thongs (because even though I hate them, once in a while a girl has an outfit she needs to wear a thong with). Then I counted the contents of the piles up. Nice knickers... 65! SIXTY FIVE!!!!
I could wear a different "nice" pair of knickers every day for over two months without having to wash any. That's insane.
Even more insane is that I have 33 pairs of boring ones. Which I barely ever wear. Why do I have so many?! I have no idea, but the fact is that I could go for over three months without doing the washing and still have a clean pair of knickers every day.
I think there might be something wrong with me.
7 hours ago