There is a type of logic in our world that is particularly beloved of Tops. It's the sort of logic that is, to be frank, not that logical, but runs something along these lines:
"Because I said so"
"You're bound to do something at some point"
"I'm sure you're thinking something that you shouldn't be thinking"
"You suggested 10 strokes. Well, I was only going to give you 6, but as you guessed wrong you can have the whole 10."
"The cane broke on your bottom, therefore it is your fault. We will start the caning again."
"My hand hurts. That's your fault for misbehaving so much that I had to spank you."
Anyone got any more examples? I'm sure you've all heard (or used!) plenty of them.
5 hours ago