, I have that terrible disease that most kinky bottoms have - a fascination with things that we *know* will hurt us, but want to try, nevertheless. It's an awful problem to have, to be honest with you, and it leads to us making silly mistakes. The sort of mistakes I have made include things like buying the hairbrush of doom. A very silly mistake indeed.
I think I may be about to make another silly mistake. I am growing increasingly fascinated with the idea of being birched, even though pretty much everyone has told me it is much worse than the cane, which I don't much like anyway. And yet, despite all these comments, and despite the fact that I *know* it will hurt like hell, and I probably will not enjoy it much in the moment, I'm still horribly fascinated by the thought. Fascinated to the extent that I've mentioned it to a trusted friend (of the top variety). His response was something along the lines of "I think we need to go for a walk in the woods."
Um, I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
23 hours ago