Here's some advice. If someone is whacking your behind with a switch, but you can't feel it because you are wearing a two-layer cotton skirt, my advice to you would to be just say "Ow, ow, ow" anyway.
If you follow my lead and gloat about how you can't feel a thing, the person wielding the switch might just decide to aim for the nearest exposed piece of flesh. Which in this case was my *ankle*, and even though it was only one stroke, yup, it stung like anything.
So, dear readers, my advice to you is this: "pretend it's hurting, even when it isn't", or you too may find yourself getting an ankle switching!
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