Sunday 24 May 2009

Advice

Here's some advice. If someone is whacking your behind with a switch, but you can't feel it because you are wearing a two-layer cotton skirt, my advice to you would to be just say "Ow, ow, ow" anyway.
If you follow my lead and gloat about how you can't feel a thing, the person wielding the switch might just decide to aim for the nearest exposed piece of flesh. Which in this case was my *ankle*, and even though it was only one stroke, yup, it stung like anything.

So, dear readers, my advice to you is this: "pretend it's hurting, even when it isn't", or you too may find yourself getting an ankle switching!

9 comments:

Kami Robertson said...

Oh, I don't know, I'm not good at pretending. Couldn't we, girls, just pull up our skirts? ;)

PhilK said...

If your spanker has the first clue about what he/she is doing, wouldn't he/she just lift your skirt anyway?

Phil

EmmaJane said...

Or take our trousers down as some of ud HAD to do!

Eliane said...

Phil, at that particular point we were in a VERY public place. Switching a girl's behind could be done fairly subtly. Taking her skirt up could not!
And EmmaJane, in all fairness, you behaved MUCH worse than I did, and fully deserved everything you got! (Well, most things!)

Graham said...

All right, Eliane. Thanks for the advice, but some of us are going to need more details!!!

Abel1234 said...

I sometimes read posts and think the author has them entirely the wrong way around. This one, for example, should surely have read, "I'd like to thank the gentleman who switched my ankles yesterday for being so kind as not to bare my backside in public to thrash me."

;-)

Eliane said...

Abel, I do apologise, yes, I would like to thank said gentleman (?) for only switching my ankles and not baring my backside in public. Terribly kind of that most thoughtful gentleman.

Whatever.

Master Retep said...

"the person wielding the switch might just decide to aim for the nearest exposed piece of flesh". Even on a blog called "New to Spanking", I'm surprised that you hadn't considered that possibility.

And secondly, any master worth the role (and I reckon this one is a Grand Master) would detect a counterfeit "Ow Ow Ow" by the second "Ow".

PhilK said...

Take your point, Eliane, though you didn't say in your original post that the switching was taking place in public. But I'd agree with Retep - fake "Ow"s are pretty easy to tell from the real thing, unless you're an extremely good actress.